Award Presenter Pillows

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Win - win

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Presentation skills.

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"So that's where you were last night."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

May I have the envelope, please?

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"