Award Show Organizer Pillows

Winner! Surveillance video of the year made here.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Win - win

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

Barbie Oscars

May I have the envelope, please?

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Oscars acceptance speech.

'Just to keep everybody on their toes, let's can the employee of the month.'

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

Djargo.

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

"This should be interesting. . . they're giving an acting award for best political lie. . ."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

A woman bows to the crowd

'And now the award for the best product placement in a motion picture...'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."