Avid Rule Follower Pillows

"You know you're not allowed to make personal calls, right?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Dog Crossing

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

Tea Party and the US economy

'Go and fish Darling, I'll be fine: I have some reading for the next few weeks...'

TV vs Reading

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Duchess of Cambridge

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

The Subtitle

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."