Divine Rule Followers Pillows

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU! 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'And He sayeth unto me, 'Behold this second set of my commandments, rendered in stone, large-print edition...''

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Angel with speed camera.

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

God and His Copilot.

"No! You cannot have your lawyer look over them first!"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

"Mind if I tweak it?"

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

God red cards Adam and Eve.