Divine Rule Followers Mugs

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU! 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'And He sayeth unto me, 'Behold this second set of my commandments, rendered in stone, large-print edition...''

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"No! You cannot have your lawyer look over them first!"

Angel with speed camera.

God and His Copilot.

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

"Mind if I tweak it?"

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."