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He takes England's losses very personally.

'My feet are killing me.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

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"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

The game comes first...

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Football fans in corona times

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I take it your team lost again!"

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'