Aviation Giggler Gifts

'I just got my wings. Now all I need is a pilot's license.'

Clown God

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Black Hole Corks

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'Whoops!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

The Big A** Theory

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

"It's boring up here. The moon just has no atmosphere."