Aviation Addict Gifts

"If you don't get on that plane...there's also the 5:43, then the 9:27, but that's got a layover in Atlanta, then..."

'When you get back, Orville, let's invent the Air Miles program.'

This Side Up - At All Times

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

'Can our software do that?'

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Echo Tourism'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Travelling

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Motor Tourism

TSA Noah

Cow Blue Arrows

The World's Easiest Airport

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Employee of the Month Parking

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."