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"If you don't get on that plane...there's also the 5:43, then the 9:27, but that's got a layover in Atlanta, then..."

'When you get back, Orville, let's invent the Air Miles program.'

This Side Up - At All Times

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Echo Tourism'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Cow Blue Arrows

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Motor Tourism

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Travelling

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Employee of the Month Parking