Avian Orchestra Gifts

A Symphony of Penguins

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Inflatable Duck Boat

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"He does impressions too!"

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Conducting the crows.

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

Blackbirds.

"What are the prevailing winds?"

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

"I got a beak job."

Quartet of mermaids

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

Pencil Peaock

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

Bird Watching at a Lighthouse.

"Wow, the gossip is that these guys are not mere birdwatchers, they're professional ornithologists here to study us! What an honour!"