Avian Orchestra Gifts

A Symphony of Penguins

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

"He does impressions too!"

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Conducting the crows.

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"What are the prevailing winds?"

Blackbirds.

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Quartet of mermaids

Pencil Peaock

"I got a beak job."

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

"Wow, the gossip is that these guys are not mere birdwatchers, they're professional ornithologists here to study us! What an honour!"

He seems healthy, but I'd like to keep him here for observation.

"I miss the days of folk music."