Avian Ensemble Enthusiast Gifts

Conducting the crows.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A Symphony of Penguins

"Do me next."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

bird interprets modern art

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

French horn.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Caliologist

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'You reek of crackers.'

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.