Chic Ensemble Enthusiast Gifts

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

French horn.

Catsuit

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Wearing all black

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

Conducting the crows.

Lady having her hair dyed

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"Somewhere in France Balzac, the parrot, cries Yves Saint Laurent, Yves Saint Laurent, every time the doorbell rings."

Chugger

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

Sloane Ranger.

Consumer of Pears.

The real flower-show

"Norman's an influencer."

"I can't walk in these shoes, which is a problem, because I can't sit down in this skirt."

'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

Men explore their wardrobe options.

Battement tendu to second position

'My parents always gave me choices.'