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Conducting the crows.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A Symphony of Penguins

"Do me next."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

bird interprets modern art

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

French horn.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Caliologist

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

'You reek of crackers.'