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So you're a mocking bird...

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Bird Torture.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

'I think he's lonely.'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'