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'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Do me next."

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

A Fairytale Update

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

George Michael

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

So you're a mocking bird...

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')