Avian Fashionista Gifts

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

Mikado

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Punkins

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

The New Business Power Suit

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I want one of those!"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Johnny Depp'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Hoody Woodpecker.

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

Where Mom used to take you.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

Cat tail etiquette.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

After the takeover - The makeover