Avian Fashionista Prints

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

Mikado

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I want one of those!"

The New Business Power Suit

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'I ran into a whittler.'

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Where Mom used to take you.

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Cat tail etiquette.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.