Avant-garde Film Fan Gifts

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

The Cremaster Cycle

Yoko Ono

The Gladiator.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Fred Astaire

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Samuel Beckett

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Marilyn Ghost

Peter Lorre caricature

"No sitting on the art, ma'am."

James Joyce

Tin Man Visits New York

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Francis Picabia

Samuel Beckett

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus