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Bob finally began to take risks and put himself out there - but not in a good way.

"How does this make you feel?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Projectile painting.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Shakespeare Quote

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

The Desert Island Package

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

Blend Schools

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

Samuel Beckett

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Igor Stravinsky

Samuel Beckett

The Bland Leading the Bland

Francis Picabia

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'