Avant-garde Enthusiast T-Shirts

"The world isn't ready for a book like this. How would you feel about publishing it posthumously?"

The John Cage Carollers

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Please help: Surrealist

"Do I look ridiculous in these clothes?"

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

I love Dada

The hazards of living with an Avant-garde artist.

It's my latest work, I only vomited it this morning.

'All statement-making is up to you!'

Comedy of the Rhinegold- Incomplete Frontispiece

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Nude Descending a Staircase

"Look, dear, it's that old gang of mine, right where I left them forty years ago."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Projectile painting.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The Cremaster Cycle

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"Outré or simply bad?"

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'