Avant-garde Enthusiast Pillows

"The world isn't ready for a book like this. How would you feel about publishing it posthumously?"

The John Cage Carollers

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Please help: Surrealist

"Do I look ridiculous in these clothes?"

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

I love Dada

Samuel Beckett

'Bring the data? I thought you said Dada.'

Samuel Beckett

The hazards of living with an Avant-garde artist.

Piano horror stories

It's my latest work, I only vomited it this morning.

'All statement-making is up to you!'

"No sitting on the art, ma'am."

Comedy of the Rhinegold- Incomplete Frontispiece

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Nude Descending a Staircase

"Look, dear, it's that old gang of mine, right where I left them forty years ago."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Projectile painting.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

The Cremaster Cycle

Yoko Ono

"Outré or simply bad?"

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'