Avant-garde Aficionados Pillows

David Bowie

"First it was a real one. Then artificial. Now it's completely conceptual."

The Artist

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Jazz is Invented

'Projectile painting.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

The Cremaster Cycle

Yoko Ono

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Easter Candy Island.

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Donald Glover

Samuel Beckett

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Francis Picabia

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Samuel Beckett

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

"No sitting on the art, ma'am."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'