Avant-garde Admirer Pillows

The Last Temptation of Christo

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

"George, I don't know how you're going to take this, but I've grown tired of modern."

Egon Schiele

Cultural Dead End

Judith didn't last long as Picasso's muse

Salvador Dali Memorial Playground

Francis Picabia

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Samuel Beckett

Tracey Emin

Igor Stravinsky

Toilet Art.

Pablo Picasso

"This one is called 'Crap I Ran Out of Paint.'"

Bird droppings on painter's canvas praised as great art.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'

The Death of Pierrot

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes III (aka Dancer with the Domino)

Moska - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Design for the Prospectus of The Savoy I- Censored

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'Projectile painting.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.