Avant-garde Music Enthusiast Pillows

Hard Rock Hell.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Jazz is Invented

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

The Cremaster Cycle

Yoko Ono

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"Play on."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

Samuel Beckett

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Maria Teresa Vera

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"No sitting on the art, ma'am."

Francis Picabia

Igor Stravinsky

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'