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Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Wagging Dog

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Candle Portraits.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"The overthinker"

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Giant white horse.

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."