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Mime Prison

The Artist

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'Projectile painting.'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

The Cremaster Cycle

Yoko Ono

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Easter Candy Island.

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Europa takes a selfie

Donald Glover

Samuel Beckett

Breakfast surreal.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Samuel Beckett

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Modeling gig

Francis Picabia