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Mime Prison

The Artist

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Projectile painting.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

KAWAII T'AI CHI

The Cremaster Cycle

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Europa takes a selfie

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Breakfast surreal.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

Modeling gig