Avant-garde Art Appreciator T-Shirts

Everyone's a poet.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Projectile painting.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Misunderstood artist

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

The Cremaster Cycle

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Artist on the Beach

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Suffrage - Franchise for Females