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Everyone's a poet.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Projectile painting.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Yoko Ono

Scarpia's Palace

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

The Cremaster Cycle

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Artist on the Beach