Avant-garde Visionary T-Shirts

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Robotic Man

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Jazz is Invented

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Outré or simply bad?"

Blend Schools

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Artistic Licence.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"This one will go with everything,

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

Tracey Emin