Avant-garde T-Shirts

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Design for the Prospectus of The Savoy I- Censored

Two men compete over who is least recognised

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Interesting, but not quite Lady Gaga.

Art gallery - way out / not so way out.

Francis Picabia

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Jazz is Invented

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Yoko Ono

"Outré or simply bad?"

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Blend Schools

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Samuel Beckett

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"No sitting on the art, ma'am."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

James Joyce

Samuel Beckett

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

Pants Uglifier!