Avant-garde Explorers Mugs

Bob finally began to take risks and put himself out there - but not in a good way.

"How does this make you feel?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Projectile painting.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Shakespeare Quote

"Outré or simply bad?"

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

The Desert Island Package

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Blend Schools

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Igor Stravinsky

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

The Bland Leading the Bland

"My kid could have done that with AI."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'