Avalanche Forecaster Gifts

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

European currency on the edge.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Pessimists v Optimists.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."