Forecast Planner Gifts

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

Saving for College.

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.