Automotive Stylist T-Shirts

Park and Pimp My Ride.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Especially modified you say..."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"