Automobile Stylist T-Shirts

cars and their owners hairstyles.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

Vivienne Westwood

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"Especially modified you say..."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Perfect."