Automotive Recall Aficionado Gifts

"Harry got a recall notice."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"This year's model makes everything before it look like garbage." "I'm looking for a used car." "Last year's model is destined to become a classic!"

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

"It would be easier to tell you what doesn't hurt."

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

"Do you have any idea how funny you were driving?"

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

"Where the windbag meets the airbag."

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss."

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

'It's from head office,we've all got to be Crypton tuned'

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

The doctor and the mechanic barter

Boy skateboarding off the back of a car shaped like a skateboard ramp.