Automotive Recall Aficionado Gifts

"Harry got a recall notice."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"This year's model makes everything before it look like garbage." "I'm looking for a used car." "Last year's model is destined to become a classic!"

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

"It would be easier to tell you what doesn't hurt."

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."

'It's from head office,we've all got to be Crypton tuned'

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

"Where the windbag meets the airbag."

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss."

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

The doctor and the mechanic barter

Boy skateboarding off the back of a car shaped like a skateboard ramp.

"Quick, my tyre pressure is dropping fast!"