Automotive Joke Collector Gifts

CLEAR!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

World's cheapest car

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Power steering.'

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

'Oh no, I've been clamped!'

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Other decals on cars.

New Big Three bailout cars?

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

"Your '94 Nissan wants you to know she's fine."

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

"Clear!"

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'