Car Comedy Collector Gifts

'Honey, it's the super bowl...He wanted to watch too.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Banana Split...

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Turtle Hat

Snowmobull

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"The Eggsorcist"

Filet minion

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Whose the new guy?"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

An Extraordinary Pointer

Spare A Change?

Rent a Room With Hot Water

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.