Automotive Enthusiasm Gifts

'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'

Team Leader

Go team!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

A man cheers

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Mohammad's motors

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Car wash / Mouth wash

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Caution, Student Self-Driver

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"