Automotive Enthusiasm T-Shirts

'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'

"Baldo, as your fairy god-padrino, I have to tell you...life is not all about owning a 1972 Maverick and looking cool for all your friends."

Team Leader

Go team!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

A man cheers

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Mohammad's motors

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Car wash / Mouth wash

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."