Automotive Passion Gifts

"Do you ever wonder what life is about? Is it about love? Career? Family?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Google car."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Route 666

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Roads with a view.

Smile

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."