Automotive Passion Prints

"Do you ever wonder what life is about? Is it about love? Career? Family?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Route 666

Mohammad's motors

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Smile

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Roads with a view.

Car wash / Mouth wash

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.