Automotive Care Pillows

'It should be changed every 3000 miles? Better change it three times, then.'

Good service

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Did you read the washing instructions?

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"Our smart car sent a text saying it went to the car wash to get all the winter salt off it. Did it also have to say because I was too lazy to do it?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Deflator mouse

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Take me to your mechanic."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Organic Soldering.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Natural gas

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'