Vehicle Care Pillows

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

Checking the oil in a car.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Deflator mouse

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Acme Flyswatters.

A 1950's Barber Shop

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Turn down the bass."