Vehicle Care Pillows

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

Checking the oil in a car.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Deflator mouse

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

Parts of an automobile

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.