Car Care Zealot Pillows

'I heard it was you who parked next to me and put a dent in my car door. Where do you want your vaporized ashes sent?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"5...4...3...2..."

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

"Our smart car sent a text saying it went to the car wash to get all the winter salt off it. Did it also have to say because I was too lazy to do it?"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

Bird Bathrooms

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Canadian Zoom

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

Wild Window Washers

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

"I have no weekend plans. I only exist within the context of this zoom call and when you hang up I will die."

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

'Not yet! Not yet! Wait until he waxes it!'

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'