Car Care Pillows

"I couldn't sleep."

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

'Not yet! Not yet! Wait until he waxes it!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

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"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"Why is this turtle wax so expensive?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Deflator mouse

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'