Automotive Services Pillows

'We must improve our level of service.'

In the Guru District

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

Organic Soldering.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Perfect."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Natural gas

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'We've found the problem...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'I can dream, can't I?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'