Automotive Care Gifts

'It should be changed every 3000 miles? Better change it three times, then.'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Good service

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Did you read the washing instructions?

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"Our smart car sent a text saying it went to the car wash to get all the winter salt off it. Did it also have to say because I was too lazy to do it?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Deflator mouse

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Organic Soldering.

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'