Automobile Appreciation Gifts

No caption. (Mouse drives a convertible car away from mouse hole as automatic garage door closes.)

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Man helping a mini learner driver

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

COWS: Spare cow

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.

Richard Hammond.

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'