Automobile Appreciation Prints

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

COWS: Spare cow

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"